Links to lyrics are in the song names. :)
What do you think of me, Player?
Alanis Morissette - That I Would Be Good
Will I have a happy life?
Counting Crows - Mercury
What do my friends really think of me?
The Killers - Jenny Was a Friend of Mine
Do people secretly lust after me?
Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
What should I do with my life?
Weezer - Beverly Hills
Why must life be so full of pain?
Crossfade - So Far Away
How can I maximize pleasure during sex?
Rocco Deluca & The Burden - Swing Low
Will I ever have children?
Blue October - You Make Me Smile
Will I die happy?
Evanescence - Your Star
Can you give me some advice?
Creed - Don't Stop Dancing
What do you think happiness is?
Coldplay - Fix You
What's my favourite fetish?
Amy Winehouse - Rehab
Am I a total freak?
Eminem - Shake That